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An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden,
but it was very hard work. His only son, who used to help him, was in
prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament.

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Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up
garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know
you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad

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A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden,
that's where I buried the BODIES.

Love Son

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At 4am the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter
from his son.

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Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under
the circumstances.

Love Son