My CAN-I Thought Process!: Cool Funny Quotes

March 23, 2004

Cool Funny Quotes

* Smoking helps you lose weight.. One lung at a time!

* Sign on a famous beauty parlour window: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother!!

* Sign in a bar: "Those .....Drinking to forget........ Please pay in advance."

* When I read about the evils of drinking ...I gaveup.............reading.

* My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks straight out of the bottle.

* Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.

* Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.

* Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay : We need your heads to run our business.

* A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be.

* Seen in railway station at Patna : Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free

My personal favorites:

* "A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished."

* The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.

* Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

* A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

Sent by Vallabhi

Posted by Ramdhan Yadav at March 23, 2004 03:49 AM Perma Link

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