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Ginie In The Bottle

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She
picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared

The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope,
sorry. Three-wish genies are a myth. Most of us are just single wish
types. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll It be?

The woman didn't hesitate.. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other
and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It
will bring about world peace and harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable! These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
after being in a bottle for centuries. I'm good but not THAT good!

Don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please make it a bit
more reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and helps with the housecleaning and gets along with my family,
doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish
for..... a good mate"

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Show me the
damn map again."