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Presence of mind !!

Via: Butterfly: Presence of mind !!

Harry bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SL500. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 90 mph, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his hair.

"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.

But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a police car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he pushed it some more, and flew down the road at over 130 mph to escape being stopped.

Eventually he had to pull over as the police car caught up with him.

"Sir" the policeman said while looking at his watch. "My shift ends in a few minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding... something that I've never heard before, then! I'll let you off the hook."

Harry looked at the policeman, thought a bit and said: "Last week my wife ran off with a policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back."

The policeman said, "Have a nice day."

-- LOL, so funny.