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Roller Blading Joke

Well, i have been doing roller blading for a while and my coleagues know about that. Its been fun learning it, falling once in a while and get going, now I am kind of quite confident rolling without falling, still there is a lot more to learn.

Anyways, one of coleague sent this joke to me on roller blading, enjoy it

A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the golden gate and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a moment and said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on wooden floors. I would like a nice fluffy pillow to sleep on." God said, "Say no more," and instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to heaven together. God met them at the gate to heaven with the same offer that he made the cat. The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all our lives from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms. If we could just have some little roller skates we would never have to run again." God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week went by and God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything OK? How have you been doing? Are you happy?" The cat replied, "Oh it is wonderful! I have never been so happy in my life. My pillow is fluffy and those little meals on wheels you have been sending over are delicious."